For those of you who require translations of my gibberish (I know most of you won’t) you can leverage this page when reading my posts:

BF - Boyfriend

GF - Girlfriend
Gluten Free - Instead of trying to explain it, I’ll just post a link to the Wikipedia ‘Gluten Free Diet’ page.

Male Coldplay Fans - Metrosexual types
Man crush - Overabundance of love for something. For example, I have a man crush on Monster Energy Drinks.

SO - Significant Other

Za - Pizza